Advice Dog goes to Heaven.
How often does a canine get the opportunity to give us Biblical advice?
This is based on the routine by comedian Russell Peters.
He's hilarious but increasingly perverted, as usual for this world.
It goes by many names but you still get the joke.
Back in the '80s a 7-foot-tall woman wore a t-shirt that said
"I love children- I just had three for lunch".
Wow, I have a good memory.
A scary, vaguely-British, party guy.
Laverne & Shirley quote:
"Schlemeil,schlamozzle, hasenpfeffer incorporated".
The same deep and pathetic rabbit-hole as the previous Reagan caption.
Refers to the Christian action movie he made with his son,
"Bells of Innocence".
Check it out.
Drunken frat boy.
Another subversive Sesame Street message.
We should be so lucky.
aka "Jesus loves you, and I'm trying".
Secret: There is no "white magic",
so there are no "heroes" in Harry Potter, only satanists.
Jeeves addresses a common nightmare situation.
Kitten philosophy.
Lemmy from Motorhead. (It's a loud group).
I SAID "IT'S A LOUD GROUP"!!
Apparently, you're a fan.
A combination of the "double rainbow ecstacy" guy
and the Insane Clown Posse question "Magnets, how do they work?"
(Hey, you try to write a funny caption for a guy dropping a handful of limes).
More spoiled, selfish, greedy satanists who have nothing to complain about.
aka "spiritual infants".
With the mullet and the pink polo shirt, he looks like he's
"Travelled each and every bi-way"
(apparently so did Elvis, but that's a different story).
Another arrogant elitist who is, in actuality, morally inferior to us.
Yeah, he was set up.
See JFK for some of the details.
Hint: S/he is to the left.
"Whatever gets you through the night", as John Lennon used to say, although I disagree.
Because he gives them temporary power in exchange for their eternal souls.
It's a bum deal, geniuses.
For hundreds more "legacies of feminism",
read "Cruel Hoax" by Henry Makow.
It was never about equal rights.
No wonder a Marineland whale killed his handler last year, in front of a horrified crowd.
The Fedral Reserve (not federal, not a reserve, not a bank)
siphons the taxpayers' money to foreign businessmen and gives nothing in return.
Yes, the Deep Water Horizon oil spill was pre-planned.
There is extensive evidence of the executives selling large volumes of stock immediately prior to the spill.
Also, the spill was necessary to make ofshore drilling illegal in the US, and to protect the oil monopoly in the Middle East.
For more information, watch this:
Just kidding, there's no such thing as "global warming".
In fact, the world is slightly cooling.
Didn't you hear about the email leaks in Britain that revealed scientists conspiring to fix data in favour of global warming propaganda? Perhaps you were tuned to the mainstream news at the time.
I don't know much, but why not flaunt it the rare time that I do?
For more information, watch this:
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