Isaac from the Love Boat.
A quote paraphrased from a Queen song.
Quote from a Nixon tape.
The original is on YouTube.
Only funny if you're familiar with the Nixon-Frost debates.
Ripped off from The Simpsons, with only the name changed.
A plausible excuse for the Watergate tapes.
The Chief angrily corrects an accuser.
Have you noticed that almost all of Obama's speeches say "I'm as angry and shocked as you are, so we're on the same team"?
How continually unaware of his own policies, agreements, and crises does he expect us to believe he is?
What Old School rap tune is this distinguished gentleman singing?
Hint: The original artist has been knighted by Queen Elizabeth.
A long-winded emergency.
A "tribute to" John Lennon's explanation of how not to ask for help if you are drowning.
This is a line from the hilarious skit with Captain Jean Luc Picard ordering a meal from a McDonalds take-out window.
Here it is (it's funnier if you just listen to it):
Okay, it was a Sprite but it shoulda been a milkshake.
White rasta dogs are kind of like canine Ras Trents (SNL).
Here's the video I'm referring to:
There are alot of cute and cuddly monsters on Sesame Street. Why?
If you have ever seen Jim Henson's "Labyrinth", you will know that he marketed the occult to children.
Of course, so does Disney, Harry Potter, Twilight, Sabrina, Charmed, Bewitched, Matilda, Avatar, etc., etc.
Skull cookie.
An early "Advice Dog" photo (memegenerator.net).
Probably long gone.
You can make these captioned photos on that website.
Note: The website has extremely foul language.
Steve Jobs.
Only funny if you know the history of Apple computers.
The Twilight Series: More occult messages for today's youth.
I wonder why the world is so messed up? It's a real mystery, isn't it?
Good riddens to the vuvuzuela fad of 2010.
Sean Penn as Jeff Spicoli in "Fast Times at Ridgemont High".
Sean Penn as Sean Penn meeting his future wife.
According to this guy, drinking beer turns you into a "superhuman".
Also notice the masonic XX on the label.
Dedicated to the ones who believe only corporate-controlled media propaganda
and are incapable of believing anything that conflicts with their "programming".
All jokes Copyright 2010.
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