More crap-tacular jokes, because not enough readers are interested in exposing evil.
This is the "Technologically Impaired Goose" (not my idea).
True line spoken by someone learning to drive standard.
A bonus reject that wasn't good enough for my earlier blogs. Enjoy!
I feel for the guy, but not enough to refrain from ridiculing him.
The legacy of the hippie movement.
(Believe it or not, the word "hippie" has triggered the fascist blog police's "constant save" mode on my computer).
Another bonus reject.
My caption (which isn't as funny as the ones that aren't mine, below).
Tennyson poem about the Crimean War.
Great photo.
Not mine.
Not mine.
Not mine.
Mine (finally kinda funny).
Mine again (not too great but, hey, it's free so don't complain).
Hey, I'm marginally funny again.
That Writer's Block didn't last too long.
Foul language, 'though.
Looks like Donny to me.
More misogynist crap from Eminem.
Bonus reject.
Spoof of the Insane Clown Posse's line "Magnets, how do they work?"
Girls are being told by the media to only be attracted to feminine boys or abusive "bad boys", not "normal" boys in the middle.
Not Hugh, but it looks like him to me.
Bonus reject.
Women love this abusive creep.
That's really romantic, John.
Both bonus rejects.
Because they want to help you understand their true agenda.
HA HA HA HA HA!
And if you believe that, I'd like to sell you the Brooklyn Bridge.
If the media has no affect on us, then why do ads on the Superbowl cost three million dollars each?
Mel Gibson was never a Christian.
A Christian wouldn't make Mad Max.
What Michael Jackson did is not funny at all.
Triple reject bonus.
This really was a line said, not by Mr. Bean, but by Rowan Atkinson.
The Pawn Stars daddy really said this.
He has a point, too: Men are being mollycoddled these days, and it's not good
(not that whiskey's good, either).
Pawn Stars "in-joke".
Bonus reject.
This is the Greek "Riot Dog" who calmly and happily walked through scenes of riots, tear gas and devastation. In Greece.
Sulu from Star Trek "came out of the closet" about ten years ago.
Bonus reject.
Sports, soap operas, celebrity gossip, they're all opiates of the masses.
"Don't think too much, and look over here, not over there".
If u don't know who boxxy is, then here she is:
Unless "you is trollin'", of course.
The hooker look is in.
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